24 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Women

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24 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Women

  1. You can enjoy a beer all month long
  2. Beer stains wash out
  3. You don’t have to wine and dine a beer
  4. Your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car while you play football
  5. When your beer goes flat you toss it out and get another one
  6. Beer is never late
  7. A beer doesn’t get jealous when you grab another beer
  8. Hangovers go away
  9. Beer labels come off without a fight
  10. When you go to a bar you know you can always pick up a beer
  11. Beer never has a headache
  12. After you’re finished with a beer the bottle is still worth five cents
  13. A beer won’t get upset if you come home with another beer
  14. If you pour a beer right you’ll always get good head
  15. A beer always goes down easy
  16. You can always share a beer with friends
  17. You know you’re always the first one to pop a beer
  18. Beer is always wet
  19. Beer doesn’t demand equality
  20. You can have a beer in public
  21. A beer doesn’t care what time you come home
  22. A frigid beer is a good beer
  23. You don’t have to wash a beer before it tastes good
  24. If you change beers you don’t have to pay maintenance