Post Movember Blues
January 31, 2017
24 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Women
February 1, 2017

Australian History

A pom, fresh off the plane at Sydney airport, is trying to negotiate Australian customs. Finally, when it’s his turn to get his passport stamped, the customs officer starts rattling off the usual questions:

C.O. – How long do you intend to stay?

POM – 1 week.

C.O. – What is the nature of this trip?

POM – Business.

C.O. – Do you have any past criminal convictions?

POM – I didn’t think we still needed to!